T-Ara - "Yayaya"

"Let me seeya LaLaLaLa Love me hey YaYaYaYa"

Do you remember a legend about Romulus and Remus? They were thought to be twin founders of Rome. Two little boys were to be sunk in a cold river. But fortunately, a basket carrying them down didn’t sink and they survived. They lived fed by a female wolf. Miss She-Wolf became sort of a mother for twins. She cared for them, gave them milk. She was one of the first that had contact with children.
Kids raised by animals?

WTF, you would say.

What about guys raised by animals?

Yes, if you’re a girl you have probably thought about it many times. “Oh, they can’t be human, they don’t have a heart, they only have instinct”, etc.

Maybe every guy has a beast under his skin…

But I would like to change a topic somehow. Because… Miss She-Wolf wasn’t really a beast since she was so caring and protective. That is why I think she should be considered in a most attractive way that is possible. You know, without her there wouldn’t be any places like Rome; without Rome, we would be raised in slightly different cultures, etc.

Don’t you think that saving No Min Woo is quite as important as saving Remus or Romulus?!

YES, WE DO. <fangirls’ scream>

And the situation is kinda similar in a way. Of course, we live in a 21^st century and now we don’t put babies in a basket to kill them. Nowadays, if you need a tragedy, you also need a plane. Rivers are lame. You need a certain amount of air, a terrible weather, an attractive pilot, and, finally…. BOOM! BOOM!

The plane is down and the attractive pilot falls from heaven waiting for a She-Wolf to save him and feed him good things.

But if you have such a good face as No Min Woo has, the situation can actually get complicated. Children mean responsibility so there won’t be many volunteers. In the same time, good guys mean pleasure, that’s why the number of volunteers is… SEVEN!

But instead of fighting for a man from heaven, cutting one another’s hair or beating and spitting, the girls of T-Ara tie… No Min Woo!

Seeing seven goddesses the pilot should have had good thoughts, ekhm, okay, FANTASIES. But girls’ fantasy is even better. They tie him to a stilt and make him miserable. Yes. Even though they’re so attractive…. Ok, lame, but a hungry man is a sad man. How would he have enough strength to do something about T-ara’s girls? The only gave him one bar of chocolate, I think, where is the meat?! You, girls, thought, that you got an easy supper for yourselves but you forgot that raising a guy is even more difficult that raising a baby. It doesn’t matter that you comb his hair or give him a pillow. It’s really nothing that your legs are slender and your dance is sooo cute! No Min Woo doesn’t need a feather. He needs a chicken. Just like Remus and Romulus needed milk.

One tip for all of us.
Don’t just run around a guy you desire. There must always be something more to it.

Every girl can have her own Rome and her own Romulus.