Once upon a time, there lived a princess in a scarry tower made of glass. The glass was a strange barrier. It was a border that 7 rookies from a band called Touch couldn’t really cross. Maybe they had met a wizard, a witch or someone had just bribed them. Maybe they are seven good-hearted dwarves? Anyway, they are fighting so hard to find a way out for a sad princess that I can’t help but write about their methods.
The recipe seems to be simple. Take a pinch of Beast’s, ZE:A’s, SHINee’s, F.Cuz’s and 2PM’s energy! Ohh, well, maybe you actually need a fistful of Beast, since the beginning of the choreography seems very much like their teaser. When in the supermarket, consider also buying a whole box of ZE:A, especially if you care about the sound. The song must be perfectly copied. Then you add different elements… for the song to be Original.
What can you do?
Don’t know.
Think quickly.
Because you have to hurry up!
The clocks are crazily shouting: “Tic toc, tic toc” from the very start. Even the light makes you motivated, since it’s so irritating, that you want to get up and leave. Maybe you can rescue a princess just incidentally?
And, what is the most important, the princess cries so hard in her tower that I would definitely either kill her or rescue. But I would need a big compensation.
Let’s find a way out as soon as we can!
We can try dying our hair pink. Maybe your grandma would complain, that you have always laughed at all the pink pullovers she knitted for you and now you have this sweet and pretty colour on you own head. You’ve matured a lot.
We can find inspiration in the West- find a bath, lie in it and fake Lady Gaga. Something seems suspicious? Oh, well, yeah! You’re a boy! But you’re also KOREAN!
Another way is creating a mosaic of photographs on your floor. It doesn’t matter what there is in the picture. The only important thing is you, lying in the middle and raising your hand with g r a c e. Sex-appeal is the best method, when we don’t have anything left.
But I also smell a good job concerning Touch’s outfits. Well, guys, you try so hard! You must have killed your cat to get a furry jacket. You must have caught a bat, because if I am wrong, then what the hell are those wings? The most difficult task was, however, stealing a headband from Nichkhun. Currently it’s 2PM who is the most into fitness and I wouldn’t ever dare to steal anything from people with such a black and ghostly make-up.
The end of the story isn’t very happy. I mean, for the princess. I guess, dwarves love diamonds more than women. And maybe Touch was also so flustered with the vision of their own MV, with their own bodies dancing and flowing, with their brand new trainers on-that they decided to give up the girl, let her cry alone and just stay in a place with the best light themselves.
Rookies want to shine like diamonds as well!
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